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“Terdampar”? I was Thinking More of “TERDAMPRAT” or “TERTAMPAR”

Sunday, February 28, 2010

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Remember when I said that Indonesia won’t beat any country anytime soon in creativity? Apparently my statement clarifies itself after I saw what appears to be the Indonesian copy of the hit TV-show “LOST”. Yes, we should’ve seen it coming.

As I said in Twitter earlier this evening, the “creators” of this TV series is a bunch of fags. Worthless fags. What else do you want to copy next, huh? Heroes? 30 Rock? Fringe? 24? What did you say? You guys have no brains? Well of course you don’t.

Why do stupid assholes keep on copying movies and TV shows like this? It’s simple, stupid TV programs lead to stupid audience, stupid audience lead to stupid, crappy and fake movies and TV shows. And the circle repeats itself.

So let’s see, what is the dumbest animal on Earth? Worms? Goldfish? Insects? Lemmings? WRONG! The answer is these dumbfucks who thought that copying people’s ideas is such a wonderful thing. I’m not going to ask them to be ashamed of themselves, because apparently shame is something that they do not have or born with.

Photo credit by Andrayogi.

Indonesian Sinetron

Thursday, June 11, 2009

I don’t know about you, but I despise sinetrons. To me it’s one of the dumbest things that Indonesians have done. In fact, if I was elected to ever lead the country (which is most unlikely, and like I wanted it anyway), sinetron is probably one thing that I will ban from appearing in this God forsaken country.

I just had lunch earlier on a Padang restaurant just at the corner of my neighborhood. The restaurant has a TV set, turned on, and tuned in to SCTV, one of the country’s leading sinetron broadcaster (Hell, in fact, all of them are probably are). And just right there, it’s showing a God awful sinetron called “You’ve Got Ma’il”. Yes, you read it right, “You’ve Got Ma’il”. It turned out to be a cheesy (and obviously alay) love story about a guy named Ma’il (And no, he wasn’t played by Tom Hanks). Can you seriously believe this? They ripped a whole movie title out of no reason, they “creatively” name the character just to fit that ripped off title, and people throughout the country seemed to like it! Now, instead of broadcasting actually good TV shows with quality and a sense of educating the masses a bit, no, they chose to broadcast this dumbfoundingly moronic sinetron.

And this is not all, I’ve heard that there is a children’s sinetron that ripped off Ben 10. So if it’s not ripped off, it’s probably hideous that your IQ could drop down every hour you watch the damned shows.

So given the question “Where would Indonesia be in the next five to ten years?”, I would say “NOWHERE”. I don’t think I’m being pessimistic here. It’s the fact that I’m sure deep down inside, everyone agrees.