Give an Idiot a Smartphone, You’ll Lose Sanity Right Away
Friday, April 9, 2010
Photo from Moses Kurniawan.
Here’s what happened:
- Give an idiot a smartphone.
- Bait him/her with a classic old trick.
- Wait.
- Immense hoax delivery within minutes.
So, so-called smart and sophisticated smartphone user, if you are practically dumber than the least intelligent mammal on Earth, try not to buy phones that are potentially smarter than yourself. Here’s why:
- You will give nothing but trouble to others.
- You will only inflict rage to a massive crowd when this thing happens. Most of them would probably just wanted to kill you or decapitate you on site.
- For the love of God, why can’t you at least ask first if things like this are true? Or just fucking Google it, dammit.
- You are seriously dumber than a monkey. And this reason will just confirm itself when you got mad reading this because you don’t understand the reason why I think you’re seriously dumber than a monkey.
Now, give everyone a favor, sell your BlackBerry and trade it with this:
At least you will get ONLY yourself into trouble. Capiche?