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WHY CAN’T YOU JUST WRITE IT NORMALLY?!?!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Yesterday, I text messaged Andreas under the assumption that his Esia number is, in fact, still his. I was wrong. It turned out to be an alay who replied me with:

Ni Cp4

At that point, I thought Andreas mistyped something and sent it to me, so I replied:

Hahaha loe salah ngetik ya?

And it replied back:

mgkn

And that was when it hit me. Shit. It is not Andreas, it’s some kind of… thing, which sole purpose is to create confusion in your normal life! Apparently “Ni Cp4″ means “Ini siapa?” Okay, you alay, how the fuck people would know what you’re writing, you idiot?

The Answer to Recent Jakarta UFO Sightings

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Although I truly envy my friends who have seen the phenomenon, I am deeply disappointed that I stumbled upon the answer to the mystery of whether we’re alone or not in this universe, just this afternoon. My friends, we are alone in this universe, and here’s the answer to all those recent sightings:

I’m sorry, people, apparently Mulder was wrong after all and the back side of the moon is probably empty.