The Answer to Recent Jakarta UFO Sightings
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Although I truly envy my friends who have seen the phenomenon, I am deeply disappointed that I stumbled upon the answer to the mystery of whether we’re alone or not in this universe, just this afternoon. My friends, we are alone in this universe, and here’s the answer to all those recent sightings:
I’m sorry, people, apparently Mulder was wrong after all and the back side of the moon is probably empty.